In the dark recesses of the Lair Legion Mansion's basement, sits a man in a small room with one small window. He sits at a regulation issue desk, the desk is covered with old & new books, files & other assorted reading materials. To the right of him, on another smaller desk, is an iMAC computer for which he uses to access the LL's computer files & the internet. This room is littered with papers, file folders (both filled & unfilled), files, bookcases jammed with items, filling cabinets & other things of that sort. This man is Lee Bookman, a sometimes rogue IOL Librarian & associate member of the Lair Legion. He is also their unofficial record keeper at the moment. he is working on a project & his mind going back to last December & the problem he has been battling all year.
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It all started with the Lair Legion Christmas party last year. It was at Sir Mumphrey's home in England. Lee had planned on going up to the MPL during his celebration, There was a new shipment of books that had come in that needed to be filed away. Lee didn't get to do that, he was told by Dancer & Sir Mumphrey that his present at the party was required. So, he went & sat by the fireplace in a comfortable high back leather chair. He was catching up on some of his reading. While he was reading about the Mukavarian government processes in the lower region of the northeast continent they walked into the party. He looked up from the chapter on Whippleguests when he noticed them. During the party, he every so offen would look up to see who had shown up. This was sort of a game for him to see how many people he could recognize, he was at a hundred percent until they walked in. These two anomalies were not listed in anything he had read about concerning the Legion. Lee sure hopped Flapjack wasn't just letting anyone who knocked on the door into the party. Lee with some help from D.D. at the MPL, he came know who the anomalies were: Chadwick L. Swiss & Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy, who are more commonly known as Chad & Ronnie. The one known as Ronnie has a pet hamster with the confusing name of Little Cat.
Over the next couple of months, Lee went about collecting information of this trio. Lee found all the info he needed on the hamster in the first month. He's spent the rest of time trying to figure out the owner & his friend. Lee had spent many a sleepless night trying to find any info on them. He kept on coming to a multitude of dead ends in his search. This was making Lee mad, He's the Librarian & no information is safe from him!
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It was now December 14th, 2005 & It was raining outside. Lee was up late compiling some info for Hatman, but his mind kept on wondering to his side project. The only light he had on was his desk lamp. Every so offen, lightning stuck & lit up the room.
"Hello!" came a voice from the darkness.
Lee looked up. He saw no one standing their until a flash of lightning lit up the room & there was two men standing in the doorway. They were his anomalies.
"What are you doing here?" Lee asked.
Another flash of lightning & Lee saw the one he had come to know as the mute one held up a pineapple.
"What is this for?"
"Chrismahannaqwanza!" said one with the afro.
Lee scribbled down the word on a piece of paper & when he looked up, another flash of lightning lit up the room & He saw that they were gone. Lee saw that the pineapple was now set on his desk.
Lee got up from his desk & ran out of the room. Then, down the hallway & up the stairs to the main floor of the Mansion. Lee checked every room quickly for any sign of those two. He found none. But, he did find that someone had left the door to the outside open in the Kitchen. Lee closed the door & decided it was late, so he went up to his room & fell asleep.
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To Be Continued in part 1 of The return of Chrismahannaqwanza. Out sometime soon.
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